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Four Rats

#twitmas

T’was the night before x-mas and-nope, #fuckthisshit we’re not doing poems don’t think about it! Look, I get that this hellsite is anything but, the holiday spirit’s stuck in a rut. It’s the night before twitmas So ready yourself for tweets from twats who can’t help themselves. Bae caught me sleeping with elf on hisContinue reading “#twitmas”

First Impressions on Acrylics

So I sold the last of a bunch of prints I had hanging. I forgot they were out there. They were in Texas? I guess I was in Texas at some point. Well, the check cleared and I’m out of that stupid mental health conserveteeship so I bought some stuff. I got a fancy pochadeContinue reading “First Impressions on Acrylics”

So where’s the audio from?

It’s recorded on the above, a Zoom H2N with a fuzzy wind filter. And it’s read by this guy, who doesn’t look like this very much.

Inktober XXXI

Remember that creepy puppet from Interpol’s music video for Evil? Remember music videos? I do.

Inktober XXIV

So I saw these works by https://threesixfive.art.blog/ where there were lovely drawings against these simple geometric backgrounds and I loved the look, really a nice way of emphasizing and isolating a thing. Anyway, today is the first time I felt really steady so I popped the beta blockers and hey, not to shakey! Oh andContinue reading “Inktober XXIV”

Disappointed

Only Two

There’s only 3 things, obviously, PLACES, THINGS, and EVENTS, but for art there’s only two. What are those two? Amateur and professional? Historic and contemporary? Good and bad? No, it’s much simpler than any of that, there’s art that’s art and art that’s a commodity. The Snail (Matisse, 1953) is a commodity. It’s not aContinue reading “Only Two”

Art Book Review

When I say art book I mean a book about art, not one of those books full of all the sketches and character/world design stuff from a movie or television show. In this case I don’t even mean art instruction, insipration, or any of that. There aren’t even any pictures. What I mean isn’t evenContinue reading “Art Book Review”

PayPal Sucks

So PayPal is trash. Let’s ignore the fact that there’s no reason for the “service” to exist. I mean, why on Earth would I want a company between a buyer and a seller when I don’t need one? Let’s look instead about the updated seller refund policy. It says that if there’s a return forContinue reading “PayPal Sucks”